Sunday, August 28, 2016

Steve Called Me A Dou@#e Bag ??? Here's A Good Idea !

OK so here is a good idea for ya! If you can't drop a guy into the wind, if you're not bigger, stronger, can't kick his ass, or not even willing to man up, then don't call a guy a douche bag while he's riding the opposite way cause he will catch  you in the wind and confront you ha ha!

So this is the moron, haven't got his name yet but I am working on it. Sometimes I wonder if he is a jealous forum member who doesn't like me because I have lots of cycling friends and he is the arrogant obnoxious prick type of personality. ;-)


Having many friends on the trail, I now know the guy's real name is Steve. ;-)

A little history:  Some time  back (about a year?) I was riding with a small group containing maybe 3 women. I had been in front the entire time and was controlling the pace, we weren't racing. You know me, holding a pace Gina can handle. So we catch this guy and he hops on the back, He sucks wheel for along while then sprints around. Yes another Stanley Sprinter type ha ha! Of course he fades and we pass him again. So he ends up looking like his is giving it his all to pass us and stay ahead. I've got 3 women with me so maybe his macho ego got to him and he couldn't face the fact that he isn't the alpha male ha ha! We end leaving his ass along the trail somewhere. We've seen him a few times at the beach stop and he never chatted with us. But he did sit near and stick his funky ears into our conversation. Did he have a problem with me? I dunno! Never said anything, never a word! I'm thinking he could be a forum member who doesn't care for my friendliness with other riders and jealous because he has the arrogant obnoxious personality that keeps him friendless.

So another time Gina and I are riding back and pass the guy. He says something as we roll by. Gina tells me he said something but not sure what he said, maybe something about GMR as he was sitting near as we spoke of riding GMR. another time we cross paths heading opposite directions and he says something. This time I would almost bet he called me a douche bag. But I am a little puzzled so I let it slide. A third time I see him same situation and again I could swear he is shouted douche bag once again. It was windy and so I am not certain of what he said so I can't make a big deal about it.

Today on our return leg I see 3 riders coming the opposite direction. 2 guys side by side and this HE Man sucking their wheels. Lodged between the two trying to get the most out of his usual wheel sucking practice. What he doesn't know is that the 2 riders a foot or two ahead of him shield the wind and the idiot shouts, "DOUCHE BAG!!!". This time it is as clear as day.                                             

So as we are rolling away I ask Gina if she heard that, yup! I told her I was going back to give him a piece of my mind. She says OK! By the time I turn around they are far ahead of me but the dude pissed me off so I'm going to catch him! 3/4 of a stretch ahead of me but I gave it my all and bang, caught his ass right after he fell off the other 2 riders.    

So I pull up on his side, inches away from the guy and shout," IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO ME THAT YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO SAY TO MY FACE??!!". He says no and I say," YEAH I HEARD YOU THIS TIME AND IF YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TO ME HERE I AM! CALL ME A DOUCHE BAG TO MY FACE WHILE I'M HERE YOU P#$$Y ASS B!T@#!.  I'm inches away from him in case he decided to get stupid and try to take me down somehow. If I go down, you're going with me and I'm landing on top ha ha!    He says he didn't say anything and I said yes you did, you called me a DB. He says in a wussy type voice, "no sir I didn't say anything.".  The wuss wouldn't even man up! So I shouted at him, WELL IF YOU EVER WANT TO CALL ME A NAME, BE MAN ENOUGH TO SAY IT TO MY FACE YOU LITTLE PU$$Y A$$ B!TCH!". 

Then I backed off and turned around. I was about 50 yards away from some dudes standing on the side of the road. I didn't notice them till I had turned around. I started back to catch Gina but right as I approached their hangout, one dude said, "damn dude, I thought you were going to F#@k him up! He was scared ha ha! You sounded pissed and I could see that dude was really scared!". SO I stopped and I said, oh so you heard that eh?". Yup! So I asked him if I could take his picture. That way if anybody had any doubts of the event they could stop by and ask him how it went down ha ha! He said he would tell them exactly what he saw, me shouting at the bitch and him being really scared ha ha! He was cool so I chatted with him and his buddy for a bit. I asked his permission to take his pic cause he looked like somebody who might be wanted by the law. He got a chuckle out of that then we had a few laughs about the wuss I just confronted ha ha!

Another little edit: I forgot to add in the write up. Maybe 6 months ago we were leaving the coast with Gina and Aimee. We passed the guy and he tried to keep up with us. I actually slowed the pace so that he could keep up. He did for a bit but the pace set by Gina and Aimee got too hot and he fell back. I tried to slow the pace some more so that he could catch back on but he couldn't. Heck we had to go cause Gina and Aimee were getting restless trying to hold the pace down! :-P

Now a little note to that puss! If I see you roll up at my beach stop, I'm going to confront you again in front of everybody so they can see what a little bitch you are! Let's see if you have grown any balls or if you have learned your lesson that you don't talk trash to guys who can beat you down with one arm,......HA!.........HA!

So anyway, back to my ride. 33 miles with Gina (15.7 average). Tried to hold the pace down some trying to relax.   Near the start we ran into Ron (PinoyBntr) so I snapped a few pictures of him on his low trike.       A few River Velo boys, Bad Bob and Greg flybys but other than that, just a plain ol boring ride ha ha!    

Did have a lady approach me at the coast asking if I wanted to help save Banning Ranch. She said is would stop a lot of new traffic which seems important to cyclist so I told her I would post it on my blog in case others were interested as I am not a local douche bag ha ha!

Funny thing after all was said and done. Gina rarely says anything about anybody but she did ask, "you mean he had the balls to call you a name but when you asked him he denied it? Wow, I mean he should have at least manned up! That is really chicken shit, doesn't mean he has to fight you or anything but he could have at least manned up! Wow he must have really been scared to lose his balls like that ha ha!".

Her comes Ron!

OK, so I'm a booty man!

Bye Ron!

I like when she does that! :-P

Darn beach cruisers getting in the way!

Kind of creepy dude. Gin and I just cruising pass the guy and he takes her wheel. We're just getting some alone time doing a chill pace and he won't BE GONE! I even pulled over and waved him on but he slowed too. Umm OK! SO we just rolled on with this guy ruining our alone time together for the next 5 miles or so till that moron called me a DB! :-P

Ah my witness! If that wussy guy says he wasn't shitting his chamois, ask this guy if you  run into him. I told him I go by Mr. Beanz in case he ever has to verify my story ha ha!



  1. Thanks Dwight. I don't let anybody bully me or they'd soon be trying to take my lunch money! :-P