I'm tall and Kaiser scares the poop outta me! 😂

 I'm tall and Kaiser scares the poop outta me! 😂So when I go in for the colonoscopy, the nurse checking me in asked my info, height, weight etc. I say about 6'1 and she says, "you're tall!". Then she comes around the curtain where I am laying on the rolling bed. Then she comes to put the IV in my arm. She rubs my arm and says, "my, you are warm!". Then she rubs my arm some more and says ," oh yeah, you are warm!". Then she walks to the foot of my bed, grabs my leg saying ,:oh yeah, you are tall!". I guess so then she says, " oh yeah, that is great!". She kept grabbing my leg and rubbing as well as my arms. I felt like telling her, "lady, you know I'm totally naked under this gown right?". 😆😄😆

But again, the doc and several nurses say they hate the home colo test things as many false positive results occur. So I'm at ease and everything goes very well. The doc tells me in the recovery room that I'm good. Whew! He tells me I'll get the official results on my Kaiser account online. Then I get a text saying the same then an email with the official results on the site. Everything is good.

But today, Friday at work, a phone call, Kaiser on the caller ID so I answer. 7:50 am, they always seem to call early which is kind of scary to me. I answer then the lady says she is calling to discuss the results of my procedure. My stomach drops thinking they found something though they already had informed me that I was good. So I slowly ask for the results then she repeats everything I already know. Uhhhh OK! I was polite and thanked her though this scares the snot outta you when they call so long after the procedure knowing you had already had gotten the results more than once, actually 3 times already.

Just as when they asked me to come in for the procedure. I took the home test they sent me. Got the results saying they found blood in my system, scared me thinking my days may be numbered. Then they called me several times while I was at work, early in the morning. Finally called them back and they rushed me in for the procedure. I was thinking after the first of the year but they suggested Saturday, 2 day notice (Last Sat.) Made me thinks something was really wrong so I stumbled in thinking I was near death. Thankfully the doc explained the many false positive results with the home tests and after the procedure, he said I was good for another 10 years. 👍

Butt they sure have a way of scaring the hell outta you! One thing I thought was strange was the other patients going in for the procedure taking in their cell phones taking pics during the prep and procedure.

You know me, a picture person. Had I known, I would have taken my cell phone camera and taken a pic of my butt hole too! 😆😁😆